Introducing the
Red Dead Ambermobile

The greatest in crap SUV technology

Never get stuck with always on 4X4

You'll never have to worry about getting stuck on a dirt road again, the Red Dead Ambermobile's always on 4X4 traction system will ensure you get to your destination with ease, no matter the road conditions. Don't waste money every year on expensive offroad tires that aren't going to last, and instead get a vehicle that will. Also great for winter driving.

Regular maintenace ensures any major problems are cought early

Wouldn't you rather have a small breakdown and catch other major problems now, rather than wait for disaster to strike? With the Red Dead Ambermobile that's exactly what you'll get. A minor problem that requires a quick and easy fix is common on this vehicle; the more time you spend under the hood, the more likely you are to catch a bigger problem now.

Never worry about insurance costs again

In the case of an accident, you won't have to worry about insurance price hikes no matter your speed. The Red Dead Ambermobile will make sure any price hikes that do occur will happen well outside your time on this world. One turn of a wheel will solve all your problems instantly.